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Title: Little Bo Creep
Fandom: Final Fantasy
Characters/Pairings: Cid, Vincent, Yuffie;; Vincent/Cid
Rating: PG
Warnings: Crossdressing, pervy Vinnie?
Author Note: So, yeah. Not as good as I thought it'd be, but that's okay, right?
Summary: Vincent always knows how to turn the tables on Cid.
Dedication: To Daddy! She asked for something with Cid and Vinnie playing dress up. It's short and a belated Halloween one, but that's okay, right? I hope you like it!

"No."

"Come on!"

"No."

"Why not?"

"Because... that's just humiliating."

"Naw! Cloud does it!"

"Cloud has an abnormal obsession of defying all laws of nature."

"It's fer Halloween. It ain't like anyone's gunna make fun of ya."

"I think I look scary enough, Cid."

"That's why ya go as something yer not!"

When the gunman's eyes averted and that cloud of gloom fell over him, Cid knew he'd said something wrong. Vincent may not have seemed like it, but he really was quite sensitive and while he knew that he shouldn't have gone out of his way to make him feel better, no one was getting anything if he didn't make him feel better. He chewed on the end of his cigarette thoughtfully. "I mean, ya can prove you aren't all that scary. It'll be some sorta way of provin' that yer capable of bein' whatever ya want."

"I see..."

The silence settled between them. Cid didn't know if he won or if it was simply Vincent's way of getting out of it, but he sure as hell knew he was gunna be getting to see a very rare treat indeed.

"If I do this, you will dress up with me. As a pair."

Cid shrugged. No harm in it, right?

...

Wrong.

He got his Little Bo Vinnie, a cute little dress that left very little to a perverted man's mind, let alone Cid's, a nice bonnet and then... the image of cute girl was cut short with Vincent's crimson eyes and dark hair and splashes of blood from the bastard monster who thought he'd get an easy lunch tonight, but Yuffie couldn't resist on commenting how 'frightening' and 'awesome' it seemed to look. A gruesome, gothic version, or some shit like that. That hadn't been Cid's plan at all... he wanted a sexy Vincent in a cute dress that he could fantasize about!

The one who got all the squeals of cute had been Little Bo Creep's sheep.

Cid scowled at Vincent who stood behind the girls as they pet the wool and ears.

"Aw, what is this, Vinnie?" Yuffie asked, preparing to climb up Cid's back for a ride.

Vincent stared directly into his eyes and the look he gave him made him shudder like a naked man running outside in the snow. Really... really... creepy. His lips quirked just the slightest. "This is my lost little lamb. Tonight's sacrifice."