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sinful_lynxTitle: Hall Monitors
Fandom: Bleach
Characters/Pairings: Renji; Byakuya, chibis
Rating: PG
Warnings: Tai-chan's twisted mind ahead
Author Note: This came after spending forever stuck on Bleach Park. Of course, I'm not the one who created the chibis, but I'm borrowing them because I owe Tai-chan something with chibis and all of my other attempts failed. I may get around to writing this out for her, I may not. I have other things right now, so whatever.
Summary: "You mean to tell me sixth division's lieutenant was subdued by two children?"
Background Info: You aren't meant to understand, like one of those inside jokes, but I'll explain to you Tai-chan's plot.
Soul Society has suffered a great deal of damage in such a short amount of time. The money to pay the workers, to get the materials and to complete the tasks has to come from somewhere and the nobles can only sponsor so much without throwing themselves into ruin. Because the Shinigami Women's Association has such influence, using Mayuri Kurotsuchi's lab is as easy as pie and with Nemu's intelligence and knowledge of the subject, they create mini versions of the most popular shinigami in Seireitei. As a test run, they are sent to their respective shinigami to absorb their personality before it becomes a popular item with buyers everywhere. Please remember that none of the actual laws apply here. It's just a joke and isn't meant to be taken seriously. Chibis are just cute, okay?
PS: The names that they are given are Tai-chan's creation, unless obviously made by Kubo. All personalities and the like also come from Tai-chan. I make no profit--simply using it for gifting for Tai-chan.
Lately, Renji had found being late wasn't so much a bother to his captain as it was to himself. It was strange, wandering the halls, so quiet and calm after the bustle of everyone getting to their stations on time, knowing that there was someone or something lurking in the corridors, waiting to catch him off guard. It had become impossible, these past few weeks, to tell who, exactly, would be the one to catch him coming in late--his fault or not--but he did know that'd it'd be a tiny, annoying creature that he still heard being swooned over for their 'cuteness'.
He grinned in triumph when it seemed he was so very close to reporting in when the two guards outside his captain's door turned their stares on him. He froze. Captain had the little buggers wrapped around his finger, didn't he? They came only a little higher than his knee, cute, powerless and he was intimidated by the damn things. It had been his captain who insisted that they weren't human to begin with!
The Hall Monitors stared for the longest time, Renji late as it was, but only prolonging the official arrival time, probably just to get him in trouble.
Dark, blank eyes never left his as he pulled the lollipop from his pop and licked his lips languidly, as if trying to come up with the right words. He'd never thought he'd ever be creeped out by such a stare after enduring it for so long in the same office as his captain, yet there was something so eerie about a little doll wearing the same expression that penetrated even deeper than Captain Kuchiki's.
"Chire."
He bit his lip, determined not to laugh as the doll shoved the lollipop back in his mouth. His eyes never wavered and while hearing the release command of a zanpakutou that had already bitten into his flesh and should have been more intimidating than the stare, it lost its humor when neither moved and neither one said a word.
Beside him, bright, chocolate brown eyes that held so much warmth glittered in curiosity.
"Look guys, move. I gotta get--"
"No," answered the white-haired doll, shaking his head for further emphasis.
"C'mon, brats, move."
He knew he'd pay severely for it when brown was glassed over with a fresh film of tears and the little one sniffled and swallowed thickly, as if trying to hold them back.
"W-wait! Chibitake, I-I didn't mean--"
A single look from Bya-bo had him silenced in a moment when the waterworks began, loud wails echoing through the corridor from the sensitive doll now being comforted with soft pats on the head from the incredibly stoic one. It didn't take long to disturb everyone within the vicinity, including his captain, and the hall soon filled with the nearby shinigami of the sixth division.
Little Ukitake had mostly calmed when the attention came, little Byakuya still patting his head as if it was necessary and all eyes left the two munchkins to the tardy lieutenant.
"Bya-bo. Explain."
It was also very funny that his captain had resorted to using the nicknames handed out to the little critters, but he couldn't find any humor in it then, spying the mini-version of his captain peering up at his counterpart with no emotion. He pulled the sucker from his mouth, other hand coming to a rest on the white head of hair, and gestured with the lollipop in Renji's direction. "... Chire."
Two syllables didn't explain it all, no way in hell. Not like anyone could fricking understand it, but Byakuya seemed to understand it enough and his gaze swept to him, cold, ruthless, unforgiving. Renji figured then would be a good time to explain himself, asked or not. "I'm sorry! I was running late and they were in the way--"
"You mean to tell me sixth division's lieutenant was subdued by two children?"
No matter how he said it, that was what it came down to. Either he was a jerk for upsetting a little kid or he was a disgrace for letting the two of them get in his way. He really couldn't win. "I didn't wanna hurt 'em!"
"You have work to do."
The conversation seemed to end there, his captain walking past without another word, the two dolls trailing behind him. Chibitake smiled happily, staring up at the tails of the scarf like a kitten eager to play with them, Bya-bo beside him, going back to worrying his lollipop.
"Where are you going, Captain...?" When his only answer was the cold shoulder, he figured... maybe his best bet was tackling that pile of work waiting for him.
Fandom: Bleach
Characters/Pairings: Renji; Byakuya, chibis
Rating: PG
Warnings: Tai-chan's twisted mind ahead
Author Note: This came after spending forever stuck on Bleach Park. Of course, I'm not the one who created the chibis, but I'm borrowing them because I owe Tai-chan something with chibis and all of my other attempts failed. I may get around to writing this out for her, I may not. I have other things right now, so whatever.
Summary: "You mean to tell me sixth division's lieutenant was subdued by two children?"
Background Info: You aren't meant to understand, like one of those inside jokes, but I'll explain to you Tai-chan's plot.
Soul Society has suffered a great deal of damage in such a short amount of time. The money to pay the workers, to get the materials and to complete the tasks has to come from somewhere and the nobles can only sponsor so much without throwing themselves into ruin. Because the Shinigami Women's Association has such influence, using Mayuri Kurotsuchi's lab is as easy as pie and with Nemu's intelligence and knowledge of the subject, they create mini versions of the most popular shinigami in Seireitei. As a test run, they are sent to their respective shinigami to absorb their personality before it becomes a popular item with buyers everywhere. Please remember that none of the actual laws apply here. It's just a joke and isn't meant to be taken seriously. Chibis are just cute, okay?
PS: The names that they are given are Tai-chan's creation, unless obviously made by Kubo. All personalities and the like also come from Tai-chan. I make no profit--simply using it for gifting for Tai-chan.
Lately, Renji had found being late wasn't so much a bother to his captain as it was to himself. It was strange, wandering the halls, so quiet and calm after the bustle of everyone getting to their stations on time, knowing that there was someone or something lurking in the corridors, waiting to catch him off guard. It had become impossible, these past few weeks, to tell who, exactly, would be the one to catch him coming in late--his fault or not--but he did know that'd it'd be a tiny, annoying creature that he still heard being swooned over for their 'cuteness'.
He grinned in triumph when it seemed he was so very close to reporting in when the two guards outside his captain's door turned their stares on him. He froze. Captain had the little buggers wrapped around his finger, didn't he? They came only a little higher than his knee, cute, powerless and he was intimidated by the damn things. It had been his captain who insisted that they weren't human to begin with!
The Hall Monitors stared for the longest time, Renji late as it was, but only prolonging the official arrival time, probably just to get him in trouble.
Dark, blank eyes never left his as he pulled the lollipop from his pop and licked his lips languidly, as if trying to come up with the right words. He'd never thought he'd ever be creeped out by such a stare after enduring it for so long in the same office as his captain, yet there was something so eerie about a little doll wearing the same expression that penetrated even deeper than Captain Kuchiki's.
"Chire."
He bit his lip, determined not to laugh as the doll shoved the lollipop back in his mouth. His eyes never wavered and while hearing the release command of a zanpakutou that had already bitten into his flesh and should have been more intimidating than the stare, it lost its humor when neither moved and neither one said a word.
Beside him, bright, chocolate brown eyes that held so much warmth glittered in curiosity.
"Look guys, move. I gotta get--"
"No," answered the white-haired doll, shaking his head for further emphasis.
"C'mon, brats, move."
He knew he'd pay severely for it when brown was glassed over with a fresh film of tears and the little one sniffled and swallowed thickly, as if trying to hold them back.
"W-wait! Chibitake, I-I didn't mean--"
A single look from Bya-bo had him silenced in a moment when the waterworks began, loud wails echoing through the corridor from the sensitive doll now being comforted with soft pats on the head from the incredibly stoic one. It didn't take long to disturb everyone within the vicinity, including his captain, and the hall soon filled with the nearby shinigami of the sixth division.
Little Ukitake had mostly calmed when the attention came, little Byakuya still patting his head as if it was necessary and all eyes left the two munchkins to the tardy lieutenant.
"Bya-bo. Explain."
It was also very funny that his captain had resorted to using the nicknames handed out to the little critters, but he couldn't find any humor in it then, spying the mini-version of his captain peering up at his counterpart with no emotion. He pulled the sucker from his mouth, other hand coming to a rest on the white head of hair, and gestured with the lollipop in Renji's direction. "... Chire."
Two syllables didn't explain it all, no way in hell. Not like anyone could fricking understand it, but Byakuya seemed to understand it enough and his gaze swept to him, cold, ruthless, unforgiving. Renji figured then would be a good time to explain himself, asked or not. "I'm sorry! I was running late and they were in the way--"
"You mean to tell me sixth division's lieutenant was subdued by two children?"
No matter how he said it, that was what it came down to. Either he was a jerk for upsetting a little kid or he was a disgrace for letting the two of them get in his way. He really couldn't win. "I didn't wanna hurt 'em!"
"You have work to do."
The conversation seemed to end there, his captain walking past without another word, the two dolls trailing behind him. Chibitake smiled happily, staring up at the tails of the scarf like a kitten eager to play with them, Bya-bo beside him, going back to worrying his lollipop.
"Where are you going, Captain...?" When his only answer was the cold shoulder, he figured... maybe his best bet was tackling that pile of work waiting for him.
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Date: 2009-10-30 01:29 am (UTC)They are so cute! :33
Great job, Momma. ^^ You do so well.
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Date: 2009-10-30 08:00 am (UTC)^^ Thank youuu!