Lesson One--Jealousy
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sinful_lynxTitle: Lessons of Seduction--Lesson One
Fandom: Tactics
Characters/Pairings: Youko, Sugino//Sugino/Muu-chan
Rating: PG
Warnings: Sugino's insanity
Author Note: xD This is a little bit of crack on Sugino's part. I love the white tengu very much, but he's so very cute when he's crazy about Muu-chan. I'm hoping that if I write enough crack or stupidity, depending on how you view it, I'll get back into my Crisis Core mood. I'm almost there! Really! I just need to shove!
Summary: Youko decides that she'll teach Sugino-sama the 'Ways of Seduction'!
Sugino's unexpected visits were rarely a surprise anymore. Whenever Youko made tea, she made sure she made enough for two extra places, one for Muu-chan and one for the mountain god who always came looking for her. Judging from his determined expression and the obvious evidence that he'd just been sobbing terribly--red face, puffy eyes, runny nose--and she knew, immediately, what it was about.
"I'm sorry, but Muu-chan isn't here, Sugino-sama," she told him gently, sitting snacks and tea on the table.
"I'm here to see you. You are the one teaching Onikui the ways of seduction, are you not?"
Ways of seduction...? She frowned and settled in, pouring a cup of tea for each of them. "I... guess you can put it that way, yeah. But why would you want to learn such a thing?"
"Because! " He started fiddling with his robes, eyes downcast, a pout on his lips. Sugino-sama had a feminine beauty to him, much different than Haruka, but he certainly was cute, even with his emotional outbursts. "Because Muu-chan's been gone a whole three hours and I know that bastard Kantarou Ichinomiya's probably doing really perverse things to my dear, sweet, innocent Muu-chan and I have to do something!" His explanation ended in loud wails, pining for Muu-chan who probably couldn't hear him from wherever she was and Youko could only reach over and stroke the beautiful, heavenly feathers over his wings to soothe him, like Muu-chan often did when he was upset.
"Kantarou's a sleeze," she said, looking around to ensure her master wasn't around to hear it before continuing, "but I don't think he's doing anything with Muu-chan."
"He's a crook!"
Maybe a change of tactics was in order. "Why do you want to seduce another woman? Do you want to make Muu-chan jealous?"
He gasped in horror, raised his sleeve before his face, as if she'd just said something so repulsive that he was trying to hide from it. "Never! I would never do that to Muu-chan! She's my wife!" When the dramatics ceased, he settled down and stared almost helplessly at the floor. "I want Muu-chan to spend time with me. When it was just her and I, she never clung to humans. I want Muu-chan to love me again, so I want you to teach me how to seduce her!"
Youko set a serving of tea on the table for him, seeing the burning resolve devour the tears and the confusion. Well, she'd never worked on couples before, but she supposed it couldn't hurt now. "All right, Sugino-sama. I'll do it!" She rolled up her sleeve and flexed her arm to emphasize. "But you gotta do everything I say, the way I say it, got it?"
He nodded vigorously.
"First lesson! Don't get crazy jealous just because she's with another guy. It's a major turn-off for girls!"
"Y-you mean..." Sugino pouted and fidgeted with his sleeves again.
"It's all right! For this lesson, you've just got to remember that Muu-chan has guy friends like you have girl friends." She set a plate of taiyaki down next to his tea. "You and I are friends, right? And we don't do anything perverse or weird. We talk and have tea. So Muu-chan will have friends that are guys who do that too, understand?"
Awe twinkled in his forest green eyes, as if just realizing that fact after the all the trouble. "I see! So Muu-chan will like me better if I let her have friends other than me! Thank you, Fox. I believe I understand now."
Youko smiled. "Stay and have some tea with me? Kantarou and Haruka should be back soon."
~*~
"Youko, we're home!"
When Kantarou and Haruka walked into the tea room where Sugino and Youko sat, having a peaceful tea time, the first thing Sugino noticed was that Muu-chan had curled up in Kantarou's arms, snoring away happily, as if her husband hadn't been worried sick for the entirety of the day.
"You bastard, Kantarou Ichinomiya! Release my dear, sweet Muu-chan this instant! What have you done to her?!"
Youko sighed. Lesson one was stamped a failure...
Fandom: Tactics
Characters/Pairings: Youko, Sugino//Sugino/Muu-chan
Rating: PG
Warnings: Sugino's insanity
Author Note: xD This is a little bit of crack on Sugino's part. I love the white tengu very much, but he's so very cute when he's crazy about Muu-chan. I'm hoping that if I write enough crack or stupidity, depending on how you view it, I'll get back into my Crisis Core mood. I'm almost there! Really! I just need to shove!
Summary: Youko decides that she'll teach Sugino-sama the 'Ways of Seduction'!
Sugino's unexpected visits were rarely a surprise anymore. Whenever Youko made tea, she made sure she made enough for two extra places, one for Muu-chan and one for the mountain god who always came looking for her. Judging from his determined expression and the obvious evidence that he'd just been sobbing terribly--red face, puffy eyes, runny nose--and she knew, immediately, what it was about.
"I'm sorry, but Muu-chan isn't here, Sugino-sama," she told him gently, sitting snacks and tea on the table.
"I'm here to see you. You are the one teaching Onikui the ways of seduction, are you not?"
Ways of seduction...? She frowned and settled in, pouring a cup of tea for each of them. "I... guess you can put it that way, yeah. But why would you want to learn such a thing?"
"Because! " He started fiddling with his robes, eyes downcast, a pout on his lips. Sugino-sama had a feminine beauty to him, much different than Haruka, but he certainly was cute, even with his emotional outbursts. "Because Muu-chan's been gone a whole three hours and I know that bastard Kantarou Ichinomiya's probably doing really perverse things to my dear, sweet, innocent Muu-chan and I have to do something!" His explanation ended in loud wails, pining for Muu-chan who probably couldn't hear him from wherever she was and Youko could only reach over and stroke the beautiful, heavenly feathers over his wings to soothe him, like Muu-chan often did when he was upset.
"Kantarou's a sleeze," she said, looking around to ensure her master wasn't around to hear it before continuing, "but I don't think he's doing anything with Muu-chan."
"He's a crook!"
Maybe a change of tactics was in order. "Why do you want to seduce another woman? Do you want to make Muu-chan jealous?"
He gasped in horror, raised his sleeve before his face, as if she'd just said something so repulsive that he was trying to hide from it. "Never! I would never do that to Muu-chan! She's my wife!" When the dramatics ceased, he settled down and stared almost helplessly at the floor. "I want Muu-chan to spend time with me. When it was just her and I, she never clung to humans. I want Muu-chan to love me again, so I want you to teach me how to seduce her!"
Youko set a serving of tea on the table for him, seeing the burning resolve devour the tears and the confusion. Well, she'd never worked on couples before, but she supposed it couldn't hurt now. "All right, Sugino-sama. I'll do it!" She rolled up her sleeve and flexed her arm to emphasize. "But you gotta do everything I say, the way I say it, got it?"
He nodded vigorously.
"First lesson! Don't get crazy jealous just because she's with another guy. It's a major turn-off for girls!"
"Y-you mean..." Sugino pouted and fidgeted with his sleeves again.
"It's all right! For this lesson, you've just got to remember that Muu-chan has guy friends like you have girl friends." She set a plate of taiyaki down next to his tea. "You and I are friends, right? And we don't do anything perverse or weird. We talk and have tea. So Muu-chan will have friends that are guys who do that too, understand?"
Awe twinkled in his forest green eyes, as if just realizing that fact after the all the trouble. "I see! So Muu-chan will like me better if I let her have friends other than me! Thank you, Fox. I believe I understand now."
Youko smiled. "Stay and have some tea with me? Kantarou and Haruka should be back soon."
~*~
"Youko, we're home!"
When Kantarou and Haruka walked into the tea room where Sugino and Youko sat, having a peaceful tea time, the first thing Sugino noticed was that Muu-chan had curled up in Kantarou's arms, snoring away happily, as if her husband hadn't been worried sick for the entirety of the day.
"You bastard, Kantarou Ichinomiya! Release my dear, sweet Muu-chan this instant! What have you done to her?!"
Youko sighed. Lesson one was stamped a failure...
